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Dale loves cock more then a fat kid loves cake. He is lile a modern-day Freddy mercury
Wow that guy loves cocl must be a dale
The kindest of spirits one could ever hope to meet. . . Witty, charming, handsome, a true Christian. . .One that places all others before himself. He hurts a lot, prays a lot and hopes even more deeply. Truly amazing creature. . . The best friend/husband one could pray for. . . .
girl 1: "Damn, my spirit is broken, I'm so lost. . ."
girl 2 "Woman, you need to find yourself a Dale!"
A human who absolutely loves KFC, and would do anything to eat it. He has great basketball skills, and has the tendency to injure himself like D Rose. He always roasts his friends and is too good at it. He especially like to bring up girls names that his friends are being shipped with or like.
Nathan: Bruh Dale why you gotta take my KFC?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
Small dick lookin mothafucka bitch ass cock gobbler stuid retarded fat cunt lookin stupid ass
MYMANMYMANMYMAN OMGGGG HES SO FINE AND KIND I LITERALLY TEARED UP WHEN I SAW HIM OMG HES SO AHAHAJBRNFJSO HES LITERALLY MAJESTIC, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS I CANT EVEN EXPLAINNBB AND THE PINK HAIR?? OMG LITERALLY IM SUCH A FANGIRL FOR HIM IDC IF HES OLDER THAN ME.
person 1: is that dale?
person 2: im screaming
That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist
Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”
Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
My mother and my ass love Dale