To act like you are a distant relative of a sporting superstar, then sgout everyone Pimms
You were such an extreme darren last night
Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.
Nobody is on the level of Darren Spreadbury.
umm he's a pretty weird guy, but he will beat you up with his jujutsu
Darren waddle more like HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP
his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT
Me: who is that . Them: that's darren page. He is able
a man who is judgy and eats other people's food
"what do you mean you only got a 97%, why couldn't you get a 100?"
- A Darren
Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.
Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!
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