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An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes
Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.
Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.
*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal
When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.
The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.
It's when last night's dinner suddenly visits your colon after it's been brewing up for hours and is released as a wet fart or liquid rocket in your undershorts
John took in a movie with Monica and suddenly released the Silent Dart that had been developing for 8 hours and shit himself
Solid Fart. When one farts with the intention of it being simply that; however, it turns out to be much more than they hoped for. Poop!
Look at the spot on that dude’s khaki’s! He must have been playing one hell of a game of bean darts!