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A sorostitute with a frequent habit of passing out at fraternity parties, Dead Girl subscribes whole heatedly to the “Black out, or Not Out” school of thought. She will typically show up at the beginning of a social function and proceed to walk the thin line between semi-consciousness and an alcohol induced coma between the hours of 11:00pm and 2:00am. Using her 6th Dead Girl sense to her advantage, she will spring into action at approximately 2:30am and make an ill-advised and obviously aggressive attempt at a late night hookup. Regardless of her success, she will proceed to “die” on a couch and remain utterly comatose until less than 10 people remain at the party. Dead Girl, disoriented after her semi-intentional venture into the predictable world of excessive alcohol consumption, will awake from her stupor sometime between the hours of 4:00am and 8:00am.
Frat Guy 1: Yo, I think Dead Girl might actually be dead this time.
Frat Guy 2: Nah. She's a pro.
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An American band, heavily influenced by psychedelia. Formed in 1965, from the remnants of a different band, "Mother McCree's Uptown Jug Champions". They were best known for their unique style, which oftened encompasses many different styles of music, including rock, folk music, blues, bluegrass, jazz, and country. They started their career as The Warlocks, in Palo Alto, soon moving to San Francisco. The original line-up of the Dead, as they were called by die-hard fans, were Jerry Garcia, Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, Bill Kreutzmann, and Ron "Pigpen" McKernan. In later years, they gained many additional members, including Mickey Hart, Tom Constanten, Keith Godchaux, Donna Jean Godchaux, Brent Mydland, Vince Welnick, and soundman Owsley "Bear" Stanley. One thing the Grateful Dead were famous for, other then their unique sound was their live sound. Nobody of their time could compare. The Grateful Dead were also famous for their sound system, nicknamed the Wall of Sound, which was specially designed for them, and was totally unique.
The Grateful Dead was split up shortly after the death of Garcia in 1995. Some of them toured together under the name "The Other Ones", but mostly, they retired to solo projects, the most well known of which are Bob Weir's Ratdog, and Phil Lesh and Friends.
Stoner: Hey man, wanna go see the Grateful Dead?
Stoner 2: Sure, just let me grab some joints.
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A surreal dud, con or fraud.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
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One of the best punk bands ever.
Genius lyrics, brillant guitars, unique and powerful vocals.
favourite songs
Holiday in Cambodia
California uber alles
I am the owl
Moon over marin
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Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
to be laughin to much tha you're "dead." Exaggerated way of saying something is so funny, or stupid.
"omg dude,, im done dead ahah." or "eww sksksks, i'm done dead... I-"
extremely tired; energy was drained because of too much exhaustion
I was dead tired after 12 straight hours of work.
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