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Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that

"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."

by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010


chewbacca defense

The act of dipping or chewing tobacco to give an energy boost to guard against becoming tired or worn out. Another meaning for the phrase from the South Park TV show.

"I think its time for some chewbacca defense."

by eric st March 31, 2008


Chewbacca Defense

The act of dipping or chewing tobacco to give an energy boost to guard against becoming tired or worn out. Another meaning for the phrase from the South Park TV show.

"Chewbacca Defense is the only way I'm going to keep going right now."

by Eric St April 25, 2008


Snow Balling Defense

Snow Balling Defense- Let her "trick" you into the blow job then before you kiss her, tickle her under the chin and make sure she swallows twice like you would any bitch you were giving a dose of oral medicine that does them good.

I gave my Bird Dog, Lulu, some pills and tickled her under the chin to be sure she swallowed them. I use the same "Snow Balling Defense" to keep Daisy Mae from doing a cum swap on me.

by TyTxRigger February 24, 2010


PanIP Defense Group

A group of business owners that have banded together to fight back against patent infringment lawsuits by San Diego-based PanIP.

PanIP Defense Group put up a website to tell their story.

by The I Shing December 13, 2003


GGG Defense Force

Social justice warriors that will defend anything Grinding Gear Games does.

Random 1: "if you don't like ggg that much you can give up on em. no one stopping you"
Random 2: "whoa whoa, I had no idea you were part of the GGG defense force."

by Hemadric October 23, 2017


Air Horn Defense

During an argument any statement or comment that leaves the other person stunned or confused.

2. When EPIC FAIL is greater than EPIC WIN.

Bob: I'm telling you Star Trek is better!

John: No your wrong Star Wars is waay better.

James: You're both wrong Stargate Atlantis was the best Sci-Fi show.

Bob,John: DON"T USE AIR HORN DEFENSE US!

by Big Ninja JIm October 30, 2011