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Every October 20th You get to suck any guys dick without it being gay.
that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.
April 12th is the national suck dick day!
Come on ladies
I wanna suck your dick at Suck Dick Day
this is national suck dick day (24th June)
SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE
person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.
Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!
Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”
Friend: *starts sucking dick
“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”
When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.
"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"
*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"
"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick
"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."
A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"
Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"
Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"
Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*