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Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.

"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"

by 5ghayter January 13, 2015


Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.

Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.

by Conman75 July 20, 2021


Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.

My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.

by Bermudabob May 3, 2010


crib digits

Your boy’s address.

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018


digital minor

Someone on the internet who is under 13, and as a result isn’t supposed to be using social networking sites.

Woah, why would you post something so explicit? Aren’t you a digital minor?!?!?!

by iOpenX March 10, 2021


Digital Camera

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009

I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.

by ThatGuyOnTheSideOfTheRoad June 16, 2020


Digital Veil

Something or someone on the internet that becomes an obsession.

This is just too awkward, I need my digital veil.

by Im_Charming March 14, 2011