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when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town
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When you get a blow job while watching a Pokemon episode
I just Shama Lama Ding Donged all over Pikachus face!
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A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.
A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.
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A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.
He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"
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Some kid in Africa that wrote a letter to an old guy named, Jack Nicholson. They talked about everything together, it was so beautiful, i cried. Did you?
oh well....
I had a tissue in one hand and a noodle in the other, so i did my noodle dance. It goes like this:
To the left, Uppy down, righty whitey, now do it again...(i'll wait for you...) ok, AND CLAP! Now grab your noodles and run around...."YAY! Noodle Noodle, Do the NoODlE daNCE!"
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1.Me and Nigga-digga-ding-dong heard this joke and it was the stupidest commercial we ever seened....
2.OH, NIGGA-DIGGA! YOU GOT A DING DONG. EAT IT!.
3.Thometimeth, i eat dead seagull farts, with my nigga-digga-ding-dong.
:) nummy.
THE END!
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When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.
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Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.