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Corporate Dinosaurs are someone who in their career have worked their way to the top, not evolving in their field. They know the system by heart, and know how to work their way around it. They most often work in bigger organizations where they contributes as a leader or boss. These individuals might know their field pretty well, but won’t know how to be a leader, or how to expannd beyond their field.
Just as a dinosaur, they are not adaptable, and won’t survive innovation - which is why they most often will try to avoid it. They won’t enjoy major changes that will jepordize their very comfortable position.
My boss is such a Corporate Dinosaur, he sits in his office all day and doesn't do shit
Sucking the fart out of a men's ass and blowing across a lighter while yelling raaaahwwww.
I made your mom do the angry dinosaur last night.
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(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature
(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**
Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.
**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**
Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
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In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.
When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?
Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
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a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.
vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.
cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?
vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.
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When a female simply has an ass as big a Dinosaur
Yo Bro, look at that girl; Damn she got a dinosaur butt
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Puking dinosaur is an improvisational theater game in which a group of people stand in a circle and one person starts a physical action with a vocal sound. This person does this action to another person, walking to them in the process, and then the next person does their best impresion of the action-sound, but hieghtening it, raising the intesity, and taking it to the next level. This causes a natural and organic change or mutation in the action-sound. This is repeated for each person until the action-sound combonation resembles somthing like a puking dinosaur. An alternate version in everyone does the action-sound to the person on their left and it goes around in a circle. This second version of puking dinosaur mutates much faster.
The class began to play puking dinosaur to increase their energy, and warm up.
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