dirt door

Slang term for an expectant anus

That burrito I just buried is hitting the exit button on my dirt door

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Dirt Burt

Someone who’s mind is in the gutter constantly, normally the leader and instigator of sexual profanities.

AKA - a trotter.

My god that person is such a dirt burt, they think of nothing else.

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dirt whistle

A female anus, clinched vigurously, when releasing gas echos the high pitched sound of a squeeky whisle. It can only be faintly heard during occurence. This action is usually associated with and during social settings, the attempt is to not receive blame or embarrasment for said act.

At the Anderson's cocktail party, only fluffy the cocker spanial noticed the high pitch sound of Janet's dirt whistle. psssss..... "oups I've done it agian."

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dirt weed

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.

Dude, you sold me dirt weed.

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dirt road

another term for her ass, a good route to take when she is leaking ketchup juice from her stanky.

when the river runs red, take the "dirt road"

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dirt path

The ass hole

When the river runs red take the dirt path.

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dirt stash

upper lip hair. underdeveloped moustache, occurs when male hasnn't completed puberty, resembles dirt protruding from the upper/outer quartile of the upper lip

"shave that nasty dirt stash you greasy boot."

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