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A polite euphenism for a sexually transmitted disease. Examples of a social disease include, among others: Gonorrhea, Herpes, Chlamydia, and Syphilis
Sally didn't want to say that her friend had gotten the clap from screwing half the town, so she said that her friend had a 'Social Disease'.
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A terrible disease which makes the victim appear 30 or more years older in appearance than they actually are in numerical age. The name comes form the 1996 Robin Williams Film ``Jack``There is no known cure, although smoking at least 3-4 large marijuana joints per week has emerged as a well documented preventative measure.
My friend`s 22 year old girlfriend appears to be in her sixties due to an ungodly case of Jack disease.
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The pressure people (mainly young) feel today on self-fulfillment, consumption, payments and establishment of ones life financially
to sum it all up it's about the anxiety one feels when they dont want to be a part of the "system". When you're tierd of the superficial way of life where you're forced to follow a sertain pattern or you'll be rejected from society.
-Hey, what's wrong man? You've gone awol or something?
-No othing man, just a bad case of the babylon disease.
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Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.
My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.
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When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"
"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
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The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
"That guy has a touch of Geoff's Disease"
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(Noun)-
A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"
I had awfuck's disease this morning when I woke up next to that nasty guy I took home from the party last night.
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