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monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008

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Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 11, 2011


Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 31, 2011


slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 1, 2020


diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 12, 2010


the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019


Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid May 28, 2012