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A statue of a little colored boy often wearing overalls while fishing. Niggers can't afford boats and do not have jobs so they are often found fishing from the bank, other peoples docks or under bridges.
That sure is a nice dock nigger statue you have there, better hope a real nigger doesn't steal it.
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The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
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The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.
I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".
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Similar to the act of space docking, however once person A places his foreskin over person B helmet, person B stretches his foreskin back over person A 'locking' him in.
I've just been Dock Locked, you've locked me in Sydney
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Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
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First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
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Said to people that are stressed out about life, work, school, etc.
Also used when on a boat, when you need to lay low or want to stop somewhere for a bite to eat or something to drink.
Means slow down for a minute and take a breath and then start from there
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Stop what your doing and relax for awhile / Take a Break / Lock it up
Jeff : I won't be able to go to Univeristy next year and my girlfriend dumped me , and my cat died and I lost my Job
Zach: Dude Just Dock it and Chill
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Pirate one : We need to ditch the drugs
Pirate two : We just need to Dock it and Chill for a few hours
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Captian : this looks like a good place to stop for a beer
First Mate : Dock it and Chill
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Nic : I think we can get the painting done before 5 pm
Mitch : It's Lunch time now so just Dock it and Chill
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Peter: This biology homework sucks
Ben: lets Dock it and Chill and watch some tv !
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