hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.
bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*
bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*
bro 1:"dong gong"
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Its pretty much slang for a small penis.
He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.
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Another word for Dick, penis or weiner
He got a small diddy dong. I've seen it
When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.
Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.
When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around
Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”
what you dont have
"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"