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Choppin-the-Donut

Term used to describe an action, feeling, or convey how your day is going without full explanation

What did you do all day?
Man just out here choppin-the-donuts!!

by lrlunatic August 20, 2014

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doing donuts

When you and your friends try to explain unplanned adventures, or being reckless, or being confused. Can be used in many contexts.

Korina: โ€œDid you record the concert last night?โ€
Jezzy: โ€œNo sorry, I was doing donuts and forgot.โ€

by Ayooo1! March 9, 2019

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Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern January 30, 2011


Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.

Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.

by Rjhyardbug2 January 23, 2012


Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head

"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"

by bestdeffinitions February 9, 2012


alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฉ

by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015


Donut Play

The sexual act of a woman eating a donut while around a man's erect penis. While she is gorging on the donut the man is to berate her with insults regarding her weight and overall pig like attributes.

MAN1: The Krispy Kreme donuts were perfect for donut play my dude guy.
MAN2: You got that fat pig like bitch Samantha to eat from your cock bro?
MAN1: Yeah!

by DonutPlayers December 12, 2020