Doodie nugget

A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.

"John is a fucking Doodie nugget."
"Holy shit chill dude all he did was commit mass genocide."

doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'