Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

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Tenor Drum

The heaviest, most difficult percussion instrument in the marching band. Props to whoever’s director values them enough to put them on tenors. No freshmen allowed.

I’m thinking about trying out for the open tenor drum spot next year.

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Cum drum

Used as an insult.

When another guy cums in your girlfriend, then she gives you a Brazilian lap dance.

"You're a douche."
"You're a cum drum."

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bongo drum

Referring to a person whomst has a hollow head. (they a dumb nig nog)

Tony: Yo uhhhh, can I get a b o n e l e s s pizza.
Nicolai: Damn you a bongo drum stoopid.

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African drums

The sounds of gunfire, particularly on the South Side.

Dude 1: So what's it like in your new apartment?
Dude 2: The rent is really cheap but African drums keep me awake all night.

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Drum Boy

Drum Boy.. is..

MEEEEEEEE!

"Hi, I'm Drum Boy at your service"

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Drum Major

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.

Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."

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