When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.
'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'
'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'
When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.
A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.
My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.
When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.
Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.