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biggest douche in the universe
John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
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the best fuckin actor ever. well he doesn't have much of a brain cause the movies he directed sucks but he is the best actor ever. He plays in fight club rounders american history X.
Edward Norton is the best actor.
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this is one of the prettiest girls about, although she doesn't act herself. shes so stunning and needs a good few friends to rely on like me xo
Aaron- hey isnt melissa edwards so kind. Chloe- yes shes amazing so much love
After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology
After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.
Staring/watching in a creepy, pervish way for way too long; acting like a pathetic cheesy romance vampire
Noun ~ Stop being such an Edward Cullen!
Verb ~ Why are you Edward Cullen-ing me?
a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
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