egg fart

A rank smelly fart that makes it smell like a few month old eggs have fallen out of your arse.

I was in an elevator that other day, and I dropped an egg fart, so I tried to look dicusted towards one of the other people in there so it looked that it was them rather than me. Then I hopped off at the next floor.

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laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

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Egg and Cress

A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.

Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.

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Egg bunny

When your dog curls up with their paws tucked under their bodies so they look like an egg but their head pops up.

Woofie is so cute when she is in her egg bunny position!

Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

The “egg ick”

The sudden and intense feeling of disgust for eggs that unexpectedly arises while eating eggs.

I cannot finish these eggs. I just got the “egg ick”.

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eggs dee

Another way to say XD in a more immitating way. Many people who are into memes use it.

Pink Guy : "I have 'e got the 'e sauce b0ss"
Idubbbz : "Eggs dee"

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