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A bubble that bubbly people live in.
"These smart, amazing women, the minute a guy comes around, their voice changes, their energy shifts, and I'm like, What the fuck happened?" - Alia Shawcat
Some guys made mice out of them it sounds like is what happened. Some guys bursted their ego bubble.
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The feeling a student gets when they raise their hand to speak in a class, and the teacher sees them but purposely ignores them. This feeling is generally extremely bad for students confidence in class.
Student 1: did you see how Mr Bleh Bleh was completely ignoring me in math class?
Student 2: chyea man, you must have had a massive ego tickle.
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"After beating the Warriors, I became the greatest basketball player of all time"
"I think you might have an inflated ego."
"Shut the fuck up I'm Lebron James"
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A form of pain upon a girl, caused by a guy who has a low pain tolerance. Therefore, in order to feel manlier, enforces pain causing a slight ego boost.
Boy: "I have a hangnail and it hurts a LOT."
Girl: "Stop whining you big baby."
Boy "NomNomNom"
Girl: "OWWWW that f***ing hurt!"
Boy: "What? All I did was ego bite you!"
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When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.
"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."
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When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.
"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"
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people who use the internet IE: myspace, facebook , online video games etc. to make themselves feel better about themselves, causing them to stroke their ego penis
Matt got a new comment on myspace today saying how hott he is therefor causing his ego penis (ep) to grow.
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