Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.

(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!

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to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,

Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)

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Empty your pocket!

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.

Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ

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Empty Barrel

An asshat libtard; an attention seeking loser searching for 15 minutes of fame by playing the victim of racism after making a total ass of themselves with an agenda that backfires. Ex: Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters.

Frederica Wilson was outed on national TV by General John Kelly as an "empty barrel" after she went full retard .

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smile empty soul

the above person who posted that defintion needs to be shot.

he obviously does not like music and hates his life and blames people who make a good point in their music.

your way and bottom of a bottle are kickass songs.

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scoring on an empty net

Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.

After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.

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Empty Sack Syndrome

An empty ballsack, lacking any masculinity

Rob's sack was completely empty, evidenced in his endless Snooker losses. He suffers from empty sack syndrome.