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Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".
"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."
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The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.
"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language
"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.
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The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
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To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
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When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face
I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch
The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.
Jim: If only that was possible.
Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.
Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
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Someone who goes to down to the library to study.
Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut