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Evil Bryan is the dark side of a person named Bryan Films. He is very mean to certain people but he hs a soft side. Everyone has something good in them. Evil Bryan's is just really hard to find. Just like his heart. Some people say that he doesn't have one bu the truth is, it's just very small. If anyone touches any of his friends they are dead. Nobody has ever seen Evil Bryan smile. Actually only one person has, and that's Kid Bryan. The childish version of Bryan Films. There are many more versions out there but we won't get into detail. Kid Bryan is the only one that trusts Evil Bryan. Therefore Evil Bryan protected Kid Bryan from things such as bullies or getting harmed. Evil Bryan as a strong connection with Kid Bryan. Evil Bryan can be very evil, but very kind as well.
Kid Bryan: walks into room with a bunch of bruises
Evil Bryan: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
Kid Bryan: A bunch of kids beat me up at the park
Evil Bryan: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE AT SO I CAN KILL THEM!!
Wal-Mart is such an evil empire. They crush competition, pay ridiculously low wages, and pass health care costs to their workers. They also make huge contributions to the Rebublican Party.
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A big flaming ball out in space, the earth (the place in which you inhabit) circles around it. It's also called the sun.
It's said to be evil by many insomniacs and Heliophobics.
Vampires aren't too fond of it either.
Good god! The evil daystar will be up soon... I must retreat to my dungeon!
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Besides dawn of the dead and day of the dead the evil dead seris is the shit
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A stunt for the bedroom. Your woman lays face down or face up on the bed. You have a chubby, getting a running start, dive over the dresser (arms and legs fully outstretched) and land perfectly on your chick and simultaneously insert your jimmy.
I broke my cock in two when I tried to Evil Knievel my wife, Kim.
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Adjective.
1. An universal adjective used commonly to express sheer perfection in any way imaginable.
2. A really smart person with bad intentions.
3. A replacement for any word considered to be profane.
4. The fundamental basis on which evilgeniusometry is based.
Also See Becca Erickson
1. The plan for world domination was evil genius in every way!!
2. That really smart person with bad intentions is evil genius!
3. "What the Evil Genius!?" She exclaimed
4. Becca + Any scenario ever = an evil genius experience
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A great PSone game which is still great to play today. Involves a special unit called the S.T.A.R.S. team being sent to the Racoon forests to investigate what happened to a Bravo team who were investigating a series of bizarre murders (done by zombies). They find a downed helicopter with all the equipment inside, but none of the members. When they search for clues, a certain individual named Joseph Frost finds A SEVERED HAND(!). He then gets chewed to bits by a pretty nasty dog. They then all run for a scary looking mansion (bad move) and hide inside it.
What follows is a 10 year old game (at time of print) still going pretty damn strong. Even though the notoriously bad dialogue is even worse today, and even though some of it isn't as scary, some parts are still very, very creepy. The music in the hall still sends shivers down my spine. And when you discover the first zombie? A classic sequence.
Graphically, Resident Evil is relatively still extremely good. Considerung this game is 10 YEARS OLD, it looks pretty fine.
If you do see an old copy of Resi going for cheap, do not hesitate to pick it up. It is a genuinely brilliant game. It may have lost a lot of the sparkle it had in 1996, it's still has the elements which made it so great in the first place. Even though this game has had several sequels, to my mind, the original PSone game is the best. The claustrophobic, trapped feel of the mansion hasn't really been done again in the whole seires since, as it moved on to bigger, more epic locations.
A great game.
'You go check for clues, Jill. I'll be here examining this (a pool of blood)'
'Barry, thank you for saving my life.'
Classic.
Buy Resident Evil today. Now.
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