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Sweaty Nannies FC

Am I Pregnant?

Sweaty Nannies FC jony

by Харрисон January 17, 2022


Set 8 FC

“Set 8 FC” is a name given to a football team. But not just any team. The players demonstrate skills beyond normality. These phenomenal retards not only possess skills to win any game of football, they’ll steal your Mrs whilst they’re at it.

“Oh shit, playing Set 8 FC next Monday

Oh fuck, hide your wives fellas!”

by PakistansFinest December 8, 2019


Swansea City FC

Cheats, liars,

see Lee Trundle

by Lick January 29, 2004

34👍 56👎


Red Star FC

A new football team based in Armagh, Ireland. Red Star FC started in July 2009 and was the result of the amalgation of two local teams, Armagh Athletic and Ashley FC. Red Star FC play in the 3rd division of the Mid Ulster Football League and are expected to win the league and league cup this year by all teams. Their record win to date is 14-0 against Sporting Lisburn Road although their greatest victory to date is 4-1 against local rivals, Armagh Rovers. Red Star FC has some real up and coming football stars such as Anto, the speddy left footed assassin. C. Hunk also known as "the wall" cause no one gets past him and Fash, known as the "Gingerbeard Man" cause of his hairy ginger beard.

Red Star FC trashed Armagh Rovers 4-1.

Rhino: Who beat us 4-1?

Anto: Red Star FC did you twit, sure you were watching it!

by M1ster A September 26, 2009

3👍 2👎


Cardiff City FC

The fourth best football team in Wales. Behind Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County.

Cardiff City FC Lost Again!

by Joe Ledley October 18, 2009

23👍 36👎


IC ABACUS FC

The best football team in London, fo shizzles

IC ABACUS FC rocks my boat

by A.Lee March 5, 2008

5👍 6👎


Derby County FC

Derby county are a shite football club. When they do well, empty seats are present. The name itself was odd as Derby is a small town in Nottingham. Unfortunately, it seems that they’re cursed, it is recommended that you stay away and remember that forest are mightier than them

Oh god, it’s Derby County FC! We always beat them they’re so shit

by Handydandyhankypanky October 7, 2018

6👍 9👎