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1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.
2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.
3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.
"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"
"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."
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(les-ey fair; Fr. le-sey fer)
1. the theory that government should intervene as little as possible in the direction of economic affairs.
2. As present in the U.S. as free-trade and capitalism
"America isn't a true capitalist nation. What ever happened to laissez fair and free-trade?"
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Where Jackie and Cindy live. They have no lives and go to white castle everyday. They are fat. Don't be friends with either of them. You will be made fun of and have no life and gain 30 pounds. Plus loose some of your friends. That is all.
Dumb Fuck 1: Hey want to hang out with Cindy or Jackie today in Fair Field?
Dumb Fuck 2: Well it depends do u wanna have no life loose all of your friends and gain 30 pounds?
Dumb Fuck 1: No.
Dumb Fuck 2: Then there is you answer
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a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.
mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.
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A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.
Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.
A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.
Your friend: What are your calm places?
Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.
A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.
That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair