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A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.
Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!
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A totally retarded movie about criminals and a cop who basically the entire movie is them racing fast cars and high-tailing it away from cops.
Fast and the Furious is booty ass donkey balls
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Our lives are short and time passes quickly. One day you are a child and then an adult and then one day you find yourself old looking back on your life that went by so fast. Make sure you stop and smell the roses or life will pass you by. Life is short.
"I look back on my children and grandchildren and realized how fast life is."
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The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.
Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?
Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).
---Fast food hypocrisy---
Example 1:
Random dude - *Lights cigarette*
Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.
Example 2:
Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*
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A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.
(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
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a co-worker who is always seen working and/or walking fast to give the impression of importance to the workplace. This acts as a cover for being lazy and avoiding work. The impression to the boss is that they are a good worker but you hardly see them working.
"During the normal working day the "fast walker" goes out for two breaks of an hour or so, and quickly walks back into the shop looking busy, giving the impression that although he spent a long lunch at the pokies on the company account, he was actually working to the end of his wits on vitally important work related business."
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When the glasses make you feel like you are always at a high speed.
“Bro these are some fast glasses!”
“What do you mean fast?”
“Like I’m moving at unpaceable rate.”
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