a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)
"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"
Someone who’s non-Native American that fucks a Native American
John Doe is Irish, and he’s a feather chaser because fucking Jane Runswithtrouble who’s southeastern Arapaho.
Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!
Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.
Tickling a butthole with a feather
Lindsey got caught feathering her dog by her dad.
The act of bringing someone(s) into an isolated area, and stroke/tickle their rectum (butthole) with an animals feather.
Dude, I just caught them Feathering each other in the bathroom!
Feathering is the second pillar/step of the Farming Method only truly being able to be done after completing Milking. Feathering is when you save up hair and use it to goon. This is called feathering because of the relation to birds and feathers and you and your hair.
Bro I can't do the farming method anymore
Bro you spent so much time Milking why not?
I have no hair to be Feathering with because of my alopecia