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Fantasy offspring of the infertile.
"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"
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The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.
Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.
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The act of shitting into someone's eye
Last night, Debbie and I took part in the newest sexual craze: The Fecal Pete. She's got a thing for that.
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FECAL DUST: It is not a fahrt. iT Is the dust coming from dried feces.
Fhe fecal matter i saw three days ago on the side road near my home has gone. Obviously, after it being treaded on bypedestrians it turned to fecal dust.
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The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.
Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!
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A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.
Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--
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The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.
"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."
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