When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!
Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!
As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
Masturbating with shampoo or soap.
"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."
The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.
Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?
An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.
When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??
An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.
Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.