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Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup
I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.
A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?
An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.
"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"
"Yeah man, and their parents were in."
Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
A person who has one biological parent of East Asian descent and one biological parent of Hispanic descent, called so because the features of those two ethnicities often produce a child with features that resemble a Filipino.
"Dude, are you like Filipino or something?"
"I'm what you call DIY Filipino, I have a Mexican dad and a Chinese mom"
The act of urinating in a woman's ass and then proceeding to drink the urine through a straw
How is it with Alice? Oh things are great last night we made some filipino syrup the other night
A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.
Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16
I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.