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After sex in Batangas the person doing a Filipino stink bomb will rip ass
Ew porker totally let out a Filipino stink bomb
When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.
Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.
A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?
An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.
"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"
"Yeah man, and their parents were in."
Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"