five monkeys

when people keep doing things the same way they have always done because thats the way it was done when they got there they don't ask why they are doing it that way they just know thats the way they always done it

he's doing a five monkeys

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five guys

Five Guys is to burgers what Chipotle is to burritos.

Person 1 - "Five guys is bomb!"
Person 2 - "Hell yeah!"

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betrayal-five

It starts out like a high five, you raise your hand and when the other person raises their hand, start to do a normal high five but right before your hands touch, bring down your hand, rotate your hand 90° to the right and tilt it forward so it should just be your hand is horizontal with the palm facing down, dodge their high five, and karate chop them in either the chest or stomach. For added effect, say "High Five!" before and then say "Betrayal Five!" after you hit them.

Shawn: High-five, dude!
Albert: Yeah!
^Instead of a high five, Shawn slaps Albert in the chest area^
Shawn: Betrayal-five!

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Schfifty five

Do you want to hear a seeecret? Cause I know one...and it is SOOOO GOOD to hear it. Do you want me to tell you vhat it shvas? I tell you vhat it shvas.

I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright.

Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY?

Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five.
Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five.
Girlfriend's age? Schifity five.
My IQ? Schifity five.
Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!

I can count all zee vay to schfifty five.

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Low five

Celebratory gesture made by two people, slapping each other's lowered hands.
Opposite of "high five", but still carries the same social meaning, often sarcastic.

Two frieds slap each others hands and say "low five"

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wi-five

It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.

Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son

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Sci-Five

When you high-five someone to acknowledge the awesomeness of science.

When we watched a TV show about space, my son was so excited that he gave me a sci-five.

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