Funkmaster Flex

Still the coolest DJ on Hot 97

I Also love his show on spike tv

Holla ya heard.

The Cool Ride with funkmaster flex opening

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Whats The flex?

What's going on?; whats happenin?

yo man whats the flex?

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Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay

Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes

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faux flex

sort of like a bow flex only found at wallmart.

me and two friends were walking through wal-mart looking for dex when my friend was like "hey look, a faux flex"

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Z-Flex

A brand of skateboard from the 70's like in the movie "Lords of Dogtown".

Woman: Holy shit that guy's riding a z-flex, I better go make him a sandwich.

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Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

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bot-flex

when your E-go is to big for the internet and you NEED to prove it with virtual friends.

Audrey- “have you seen James’ peen? It’s Smol.”
Fin- “careful, if he sees he will flex his bot dick”
James-“BOT-FLEX INCOMING”*nukes the chat*

You’re the only one here.

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