Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

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University of Florida

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.

Wow is she a barbie in a pink parade.
No she goes to University of Florida.

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Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary

I lost my mind doing the Florida flip

florida adderall

Meth, first used on saturday night live

I'm on that florida adderall! (meth)

florida ny

a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.

did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.

Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.

In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.

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Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar