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A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.
Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor?
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.
Can also be used as a verb.
a tail bean with dat big ass smile
her legs are thiccccc and hairy so that she can choke you with them, her husband is nicholas munt cause he best boi.
she would definitely win a boxing match between all might and deku
vicki ford has dat big grin
vicki ford is thick
I can't believe no one has defined this...
History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.
Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)
I wish I had 150k to buy this car...by the time I ever get near to that much money its probably going to cost 200k+ and I will cry. And I believe everyone is already sold, they just have to be produced...
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Rob Ford
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To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.
Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.
A: Whatcha doing this Friday?
B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.
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Harrison Ford - greatest roles ever! Bladerunner, Indy and Hans Solo
'I hate snakes' Harrison Ford
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A real American made complete badass truck! when you hear the whistle and see the smoke you know you've been passed by my Powerstroke! It sounds like a plane and pulls like a train! All you gotta do is get one and you'll finally understand what picking up chick's is like! if you're not into that you should probably go buy a duramax! there's always a dude on the corner looking to get picked up.
Hey Joe wanna race your duramax against my Ford F350? Nah man I'm not looking to get caught with my shorts down for that guy on the corner!
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Peter's life was in the shits, he was just layer off from work, his wife left him and his house was foreclosed on. So Peter bought a Ford Pinto and drove it on inner state 80
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