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An international sporting event for evaluating new performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, masking agents, and other forms of cheating. Also a simultaneous event in which the chemistry people try to develop testing techniques to catch the cheating from the first event. Some cycling is also apparently involved.
See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone
There are two types of competitors in the Tour de France -- cheaters, and those that haven't been caught (yet).
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The most popular cycling event in the world. It has been held in France every summer since 1903 (excluding the years of 1915-1918 and 1940-1946 due to the World Wars). The race has a current traditional length of about 3 weeks, and falls in the month of July. The rider do not race for three weeks straight, of course. They race one stage a day, with two rest days stratigically placed within the race schedule to give the riders ample time to recover. Each stage is usually around 100 miles or so. Among the most famous riders to win the tour are the Big Five. These are the five men who have won the Tour five times (or more). These men are: Jacques Anquetil (1957, 1961-4), Eddy Merckx (1969-72, 1974, Bernard Hinault (1978-9, 1981-2, 1985), Miguel Indurain (1991-5), Lance Armstrong (1999-2005). All of the above men won the tour just five time except Lance Armstrong, who won seven times in a row. The overall leader of the Tour wears the notorious "maillot jaune", or "yellow jersey". Other special jerseys include the polka dot jersey, given to the best climber, the green jersey, won by the best sprinter, and the white jersey, which is awarded to the rider under 23 years of age who is highest in the overall classification.
The Tour de France is awesome!
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Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter born in '93.
Frances looks just like her father.
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The most challenging sporting event in the world.
A marathon each day for 3 weeks.
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a beautiful child made out of love and compassion by two of the most talented and wonderful people ever to exist. She is the most beloved child in rock and roll, so don't fuck with her.
Frances Bean Cobain is perfect.
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A real old lady from the 1960s, who really wants to collapse America.
Frances Fox Piven wrote parts of the Cloward-Piven strategy to use Welfare to bankrupt the country.
Frances Fox Piven's dream is coming true.
Will be France in 2035:
-Unified Europe
-Declared war to weebs and nuke Japan
-dictatorial State ruled by Stanie Le Grand
Big Stonk France is my meaning of life