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Being cut from track is the ultimate shame. Track teams rarely have cuts. So actually being cut from track implies that one is a fail of the highest caliber. To be cut from track is an excellent reason to become an hero.
Kgor: I ran an 8 minute mile, yaaaaay!
Coach: Kgor, everyone else ran under 6 minutes, I think we'll need to let you go...
Normal human being: Jesus, that Kgor got cut from track! He has failed where others have failed to fail before!
Kgor: *Stalks freshman, then becomes an hero*
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The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you
Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.
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Fame spreading faster than ebola
me: mum can i go to target?
mum: why?
me: ALEX
(example for alex from target)
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Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick, but the act of killing birds occurs around the point of climax during his meth fueled sessions of deviant sex. He loves Police and obeying the law. His mother works hard. You are a Dickhead.
Example 1
"Stop being a Trent from Punchy!!"
"What does that mean!??!"
"Well, a Trent From Punchy is a... Blow job Addict with a mullet who hates paying for movies at drive in's. Trent is a Dickhead. His friend Kev is "sick." Probably with AIDS. Kev is responsible for Trent's grooming and hairstyle. Kev is a Dickhead. Trent loves to "smash" birds. It is unclear if this act of animal cruelty is practiced with or without his dick. He loves Police and obeying the law His mother works hard."
"I don't see how that applies?"
Example 2
"It's my turn on the clicker*!" *foreign for Tv Remote
"No it Ain't!"
"If we watch one more episode of Scrubs* I am going to go Trent from Punchy on you." *Scrubs is synonymous with Inferior Situation Comedy
"Pfffffftttt!!!"
"I hate that show. I swear one more episode and I will kill all your Birds."
"Oh yeah!"
"Yeah"
"Alright then. How about Modern Family instead? I've got it on my Tivo!"
"Sure. That sounds great. I love that show because it makes you think and gives you an erection!"
"Agreed. Now let's kill your birds and fuck!"
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When you are monitoring your email and checking your chat from home, but you are not putting in a full day's work at the computer.
Office work during the holidays is so slow that I just end up lurking from home.
white nig-ht Omg Ingenuous Lol. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz head ahh!! boiii freaking cracker hahaha jake from woozworld.
kris: jake from statefarm more like jake from woozworld....
Slaughterhouse is a level in Geometry Dash built by IcedcaveOG and verified by SpaceUK. It is currently the #1 hardest level in the game (as of 10th of November 2021).
-Dam did you see Slaughterhouse?
-The place where animals are killed for food?
-NO! Slaughterhouse from GD, the level by icedcave.
-Oh yeah it was verified like a couple days ago.