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Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up
“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day
Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍
Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.
National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"
On the 9th of November each year Sule is very horny and wants to fuck you.
Hey morgs wanna bang for fuck sule day?
May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.
Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure