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You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
March 6
national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?
March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube
National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex
March 6 is national fuck a homies day
Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,
National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies
Fuck a egirl day is on august 15th, Where you must fuck a egirl.
Person 1: It is fuck a egirl day.
Person 2: Hell yeah, Lets go fuck a egirl.
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It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow