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Rage that most commonly occurs during the act of hanging out, driving, clubbing, or any other activity that involves two or more people. Gabe-rage is typically an overreaction to a normal situation but is enhanced with the use of alcohol and is most often seen at clubs, usually when in competition with other males in gaining female attention.
(Important: Please keep in mind to not confuse this with gay-rage, which is rage between two guys who can't get girls and then takes it out on each other.)
That guy who was walking with his girlfriend accidentally bumped into some drunk guy and he became steaming mad! You could see the gabe-rage in his face when he slammed down his empty glass and yelled, "you fucking faggot!"
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A Gabe Lewis (Full Name: Gabriel Susan Lewis) is a tall, skinny excuse for a man who have a horror movie fetish and is the worst boyfriend ever. Uses terms to describe his significant other as "exquisite". Works for Dunder Mifflin Sabre alternating between corporate and the Scranton Branch, though neither want him there. A kiss ass to every boss he's ever had. His most recent girlfriend Erin Hannon told him she doesn't like having sex because it feels like getting attacked by skeleton. The only way he exercises is by "stretching his pelvic bowl". Other alias' :
Gay Bastard
Skeleton Man
The Toilet
"I bet Gabe Lewis's parents wanted him to be a girl"
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An internet meme where a small, white dog barks at phone. The video of the dog "Gabe" barking has been edited into many variations of songs.
Dude, i just made a gabe the dog edit of we are number one
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The best singer/guitarist/singwriter/nerd in the world, EVER.
Gabe Bondoc is so hott.
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(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.
Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."
To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.
Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"
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1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.
2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).
My girl won't get turned on unless I glove up and give her a vigerous Dirty Gabe.
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