Garden Party

To have sex with an unshaven lady, pull out before climax, and sling yogurt onto her bush

Ashley was being a pain tonight and forgot to shave, so after I fucked her I pulled the condom off and gave her a garden party...then I gave her a wet nap to clean up.

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Olive Garden

A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.

Olive Garden is so gay.

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garden hose

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

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Garden hoe

A Mexican hooker.

For $60, that garden hoe will suck your cock and then mow your lawn.

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bush gardens

A really, really hairy vagina.

That girl's pussy was so hairy, I thought "DAM BUSH GARDENS!"

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Flash Garden

The garden with the most vegetables.

Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
(As found on Laffy Taffy wrappers)

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Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

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