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An imaginary creature, assumed to be a goblin that lives in a mine.
Can be used as a setup for a Deez Nuts joke. (read as "mind gobbling")
"Do you remember the Mine Goblin from Lord of the Rings?"
"No, whats a Mine Goblin?"
"Mine Goblin deez nuts, ha gotheem"
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I have a Noblin Goblin in my pants.
She played with my Noblin Goblin.
My Noblin Goblin spit on her face.
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When one is in a mood where they only care about shiny or mildly pretty things no matter how worthless(even trash), stealing, and (importantly) being mischievous in general.
Brad: "Yo, my girlfriend is acting like a magpie this week, like yesterday she went to the beach and she came back with like 10 pounds of shells, shiny rocks, bottle caps, and sea glass."
Kyle: "Almost sounds like she's in Goblin Mode."
Brad: "She's in total Goblin Mode; she keeps stealing my socks, pins from my collection, and hair ties. She also turned the cases of all my games upside, which is kinda funny, but also really annoying.
Kyle: "Stealing and mischief. I diagnose her with Goblin Mode."
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First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!
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a series of cool videos on xvideos.com
person1: hey have you watched goblins cave?
person2: yea, i busted a nut
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A promiscuous woman whose sole objective in life is to engage in as many fellatious encounters as possible
"That knob goblin is fiending the cock"
"Yeah, she'll be gobblin' my knob all night"
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A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
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