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The greek, (yes, greek, since he spoke it, lived it, and WAS it) whose parents, Philip of Macedon, and mother Olympia of Epirus, gave unto him a kingdom and a springboard from which to conquer and avenge the injustices done against hellas. Became a great hero by uniting the greeks under the banner of macedonia, a land that could best be described before the time of philip as being half greek, half barbarian, yet still possessing the hellenic language as their lingua franca and NOT developing seperate customs from the cultures of southern greece, as some jumped up slav seems to suggest in one of these entries. Contrary to Oliver stones depiction, he was not a hardcore homosexual, copulating with women and in fact fathering many children, including bastards.
Dude: "Hey, I just read about the macedonian Alexander the Great! But I thought you said he was greek! I am now hopelessly confused.
Spiros the Wise: "Not to worry, o illiterate one. I can easily explain this unfortunate distortion of truth by discontented slavs. Macedonia was a nation that was included in the ancient hellenic diaspora, as they spoke greek, took greek customs as ther own, and had greek names."
Dude:" So why do people from the Republic of Skopje act like they are the descendents of Alexander when history, popular opinion, and unfalsified dna evidence clearly support otherwise?"
Spiros the Wise:"Good question. Fortunately, the answer lies in UD, under the word douchebag!
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When in the doggy style position, the guy spits on partner's back (which she thinks is cum). Then turns her around and blows a big cum shot on her face.
She just received a Great Houdini.
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To climb upon, or tackle an individual for no apparent reason. to climb in another's lap unannounced.
Man, I just pulled a awesome Great Dane on Jackie.
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Great Neck is a very diverse town. North High School is filled with mostly Persians and Israelis. There are also a lot of Americans, or amrics as the Persians would say, but not as many as the Persians. More Asians are beginning to attend North. South is completely filled with Asians. Everywhere you look is an Asian. The North kids are extremely jappy but what town doesn’t have japs. The high schools are both ranked in the top 50 of the country with South being top 5 due to the Asians. All Persians believe they are professional DJ’s and DJ at a party when someone “throws down”. Nobody hangs out on Friday night because most of the town does Shabbat. You will legit have a party in the middle of the week. Darty season is a time when everyone looks forward to. This is when people throw day parties during the summer at their pools. Mostly this happens in Kings Point because that’s where all the huge houses with pools are. You won’t find a home under a million dollars in Kings Point or almost anywhere in Great Neck. Having a house that $1-$2 million is not something to brag about because everyone has houses way more than that. The tennis teams are excellent but other than that, North’s athletics are not very good. Making the North tennis team is an honor, especially if you aren’t persian, because tennis is THE sport. Everyone chills at Gino’s for pizza, or Daruma for sushi. Oh, and if you haven’t tried a deli on the green iced coffee, you are crazy. So yeah, that’s great neck!
I live in Great Neck, New York.
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Must be said in a Thick Irish accent, Used to express affection for a certain moment in time, or an event that you just witnessed take place.
Friend 1: "Haha, alright all the crew's here, let's start walking downtown."
Friend 2: "IT'S A GREAT DAAAY!"
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when trump builds a great wall, Mexicans will build a great ladder...
we must build a great wall
and ladder
will that mean there will be 2 more great wonders?
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The classic definition of a "hick town". Located in Northern New Jersey, Great Meadows is home to sod farms, empty fields, and old general stores. Sometimes referred to as "The Ghetto of Great Meadow", due to its lack of modern amenities common to almost every town, such as a supermarket, a bank, or even a police station. The population consists mostly of old farmers, and most of the residents know each other by name.
Great Meadows, New Jersey is the Sod farm capital of the country.
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