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A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.
This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.
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"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"
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Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.
Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.
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(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.
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The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
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This is different from the Irish Exit, where upon leaving a bar and/or gathering, much hoopla is raised by the leaving party. Shouting, abrasive hugging, exaggerated high fives, and even cursing are all typical behavior of the Guido Get Out. Derives its names from the stereotypical behavior of loud Italian males from the Northeast.
"yo, yo yo! Fuck you guys! I'm out!"
"It was no secret, he pulled the Guido get out. The whole bar knew he was leaving"
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Female counterpart to an indo-guido. consists of indian girls who love to go clubbing with IG males. generally seen wearing short dresses or extremely low cut tops with tight jeans. straightened hair, eyeliner, lots of makeup, and large hoop earrings are also general characteristics.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.
and KNEEPADS.
"did you see those indo-guido sluts in the new jay sean video?"
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An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.
That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.
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A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.
A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.