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Hayley i dont like u u smell like rotten eggs :insert mad face here;
-Kai.
I Hate Hayley so much because she is rotten and mean and stuff
Hayley is an immensely strong girl, having a 40 pack that would make Eren Yeager jealous. She thinks that everything you say is flirting, and is adamant that she does NOT have a piss kink. Other than that she is kinda cool and rocks a bucket hat like no other.
Abe: Hey did you see Hayley's hat?
Person: Yeah it was a bucket hat, she looks cool in it.
HAYLEY wow never thought i would write about a hayley, they are 100% boyfriend/girlfriend stealers. pretty but yet not a pretty personality. never fall in love with a hayley otherwise you’ll be in a hayley trap 👍🏻
them: i love hayley
hayleys: 😈🤝
A girl who has BPD and sees social systems, mainly pertaining to sexual intercourse, through a sociopathic lens.
"Man, I should've never let that Hayley into my life, I'm going to go insane."
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A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
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A person seen lurking around in the shadows often described as a disco rat of the sewers. They’re not like the other sewer rats she’s a special Eggley a rare and valuable collectable. And been diagnosed with a fettish for trans men
Hayley has the most delicious flesh in all the land they do not use sunscreen an lubricant and it shows
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