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When a handjob is given in a furious, quick fashion. This often results in loss of blood flow to the genitals and a loss of the ability to reproduce. Takes about 3-5 minutes
The Korean handjob was worth it.
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A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.
Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.
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giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob
Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob
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On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob
"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"
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Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.
"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.
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The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjob or blowjob. Note that one "gives" a Virginia Handjob to them self.
Danny: "Dude Katie broke my achy breaky heart last night *cries*"
Joe: "thats rough why?"
Danny: "I asked if i could just give myself a Virginia Handjob instead of of her jerking me off and then she said no and broke up with me cuz im such a gay pretty boy"
Joe: "yeah i know she actually just digged me for my french exchange student persona"
Danny: "god damnit joe youre just so much better than me at life"
Bob: "Tapawingo is the worst golf course in the world"
Rook: "Merr!"
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To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant
I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.
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