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A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.
I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.
The act of male masturbation.
"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"
When you wipe your ass with your hand
I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.
When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!
Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
The act of anal sex with a radioactive strap on dildo.
Often linked to increased chances of gastrointestinal cancers due to the radiation, and related to Grangemouth due to the grimy industrial town's refinery plant.
"So I found out that I had bum cancer, and thinking back, it was probably because of that Grangemouth Handshake my ex gave me."
Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.
When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!
Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.