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Something that's more difficult than too hard, but not quite as hard as four hard.
Scoots: LoRes, why U R keep macken up dees words?
LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!
The very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.
Well my mate Emile got a double hard. Back to back hookers. One even washed her twat out in a washing up bowl. He had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the GUM clinic
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Hard carry means the one person who plays the most important role, takes the lead, and brings the losing team to victory.
Our leader is the hard carry that he bring us to won this game.
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When you make it rain with a roll of quarters rather than a wad of bills.
Baby, why you so bruised all over?
Oh I got the hard rain at the club last night. On the bright side, we won't have to worry about having enough money for parking meters!
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When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.
M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.
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The ideal level of drunk you want to maintain over the course of a protracted period of time. Ideally used to describe how you want to feel during an entire vacation/weekend/wedding/etc. On a scale it is above sober but the upper limit is loosely defined as below blackout
A:"You ready for our vacation in Spain!?"
B; "Yeah, I just want to get a hard buzz for the next 10 days and enjoy the finer things in life"
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one sock that has so much jizz in it that it has hardend into an uncomftorable sock.
fuck me! this sock that i wore turned into a hard sock!
Y?
Cause i jizz in it sooo much!
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