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harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid
when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!
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A semi-entertaining though higly unoriginal book series about some kid with issues facing off dry and predictable villains. It's fun to look up the names of the characters, though. Harry Potter is a fair introduction to fantasy novels, though. Later, you can climb up to Lord of the Rings, Discworld, or Cthulhu Mythos. Especially Discworld. Phrases like "Harry Potter is teh gehy" and "HARRY POTTER IS THE BESTEST THING EVAR!!!!!" are both nonsensical.
Harry Potter isn't completely horrible. It just has crappy characters and plots. And it's unoriginal. Yeah.
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When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor
Harry potter is awesome in so many ways, he defeats voldemort and my girlfriends pussy
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Weird creation of an infertile Ginger English lady for children who like picking the wings off flies.
"Harry Potter decays young minds. Period."
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One of the most popular books series of this generation it is also one of the most overrated.
They each have about the same plot
Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid
Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books.
Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived"
Harry and his friends get into a minor fight
Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money)
Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil"
They defeat the evil
Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)
All Harry potter books ever written
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a person who is extremely hairy who loves to put it in little childrens butts
the harry potter put it in ginny weasleys ass
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The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
I saw Harry Potter getting his head deflated by Madame Pomfrey at St. Mungo's last week!
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