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a stylish hat worn by men and/or women. It has earflaps, pom poms, and anything else that at hat-wearer would desire.
wow nice figs hat, man! you look incredible!!
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when you´re having sex with a really tall and big girl, you try to put your head in her pussy or against it while she stands, therefore her legs fall to the sides of your head, kinda like a peruvian hat.
helga gave me a peruvian hat the other day.
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An award given to someone who, based on what he or she just said, is a badass. Usually given to make fun of someone who talks himself up too much.
Mike: "So I did like 25 shots right, and like I wasn't even that drunk, then this cop tries to pull me over for drunk driving. So I speed the fuck out of there doing 150 miles an hour and outran his ass. Fucking pigs. Then I met this really hot chick and I nailed her the same night. It was awesome, but you know, that kind of thing happens to me all the time."
Pete: "Whoa, we've got a badass here. Time to break out the badass hat."
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A sombrero-style hat made entirely of a hard corn tortilla, which has a bowl in the top that can be filled with nacho cheese. The hat itself can be broken off in chunks, dipped into its own cheese bowl, and completely eaten.
Though made famous when worn by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, it does not seem to exist in real life.
Homer ate the entire nacho hat that Ned Flanders bought for him at the football game.
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Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!
The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!
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- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.
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- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.
3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.
**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
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- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"
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An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".
3)
George W. Bush
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Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
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